I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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