I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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