dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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