It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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