I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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