Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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