at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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