They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The adults are the big ones right?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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