let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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