Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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