May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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