Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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