dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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