Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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