yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
my liver is dry heaving
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize