do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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