Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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