...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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