eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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