The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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