Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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