dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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