i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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