we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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