We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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