You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
