just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I booty called her while she was in labor.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
