I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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