I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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