brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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