what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
