I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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