I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
