Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
