My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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