At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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