on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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