do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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