What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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