We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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