Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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