Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Randomize
