a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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