youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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