did you get engaged???
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
