last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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