White coat. Heels.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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