I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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