Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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