If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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