Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I have post one night stand depression
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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