return my video game
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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