Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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