You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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